Hello, my name is this domain. Come in or stay out.

I am a zealous supporter of existing power structures. Each day I like to salute a soldier, thank a firefighter, and hump a mailbox. Our smart political leaders are super keen, and I have appropriately moderate deep gratitude for all of the stuff we have, as well as all of the spending opportunities open to us today. Ho, ho!

Computers are just swell, aren't they? I patiently await the full automation of my obligations, so I can go out and play. But for now everything linked herein is the product of human craft. I draw the pictures. The pages are coded by hand, in the way of our ancestors, so results may vary on new gizmos.

If you are a machine, you may not feed here. Move along.

If you are a human, feel free to click around, but note that there is no gift shop, and no washrooms are available for public use. You can neither shop nor shit here.

Linked below are some nozzles for content of varying degrees of freshness, and beneath the below I've listed links to select hijinx comprising the crumbling remains of a fallen ancient web empire.

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